SMU practice rooms aren’t just for meth labs anymore. Tonight was supposed to be filled with Glee, beer, and pretentious dinner. Instead, we’re under a tornado watch. So JT and I, along with my cat Lucy and the new Gaga album, are spending it in a practice room at SMU.
Thanks a lot, stupid weather. At 9:10 p.m., University Park was getting close to the red zone…
We’re going to be here until at least 10:00. Which means that we’re not going to get to eat until after 10:00. Well, the people aren’t going to get to eat…Lucy has treats. Tasty, cat approved, Whisker Lickins Crunch Lovers treats, to be exact. But something tells me that no one is interested in what kind of treats Lucy enjoys. So I’ll tell you about Pretentious Dinner instead…
Basically, Pretentious Dinner is pretentious. That, or it’s just lazy dinner. On tonight’s pretentiously lazy and delicious menu:
- Green apple
- Bosc pear
- Bleu cheese
- Central Market’s “Rustic” bread
Pretentious Dinner usually involves tasty wine, too, but we were too pretentious (read: lazy) to be bothered with remembering wine. Don’t worry though, Pretentious Dessert was not forgotten:
- Ice cold milk in a glass–milk should only ever be drunk from a glass. It tastes terrible in a plastic cup.
- Yellow cupcakes with chocolate buttercream icing from Central Market. Truly the best store-bought cupcakes in the DFW area.
Sigh, at least there are vending machines down the hall.